Porn Star

I've been totally freaked out since earlier today when a caller, who was honestly trying to give a compliment, told me I had porn-star lips. He may as well have told me I had humongous fish-like things attached to my mouth! All I keep picturing is Pamela Anderson, Angelina Jolie, Jesse James..etc.. Lips that look like they're about to explode!~

Alan was trying to be compassionate, by telling me my lips were beautiful, but that just freaked me out even more, because he was looking at them.

Are they really that bad?? Are they that huge?? Disproportionate? Do I have FAT lips???
Even worse, do I belong on awfulplasticsurgery.com? (Not that I've had plastic surgery, but do I LOOK like it??)
I think I'm going to lose it.

Later on, I caught him staring at me while I was using the computer. I smiled, and asked "What is it?"
"Your lips.. they're so sexy"

So now I'm going to walk around for the next 100 days with my lips pressed together.